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Hey kids

Please send me your best jokes to add to this page!joke's on you! Updated April 2009
 How do you do that? Look at the blue column on the right to find out.

Now read on... and get ready to laugh!!!

from Fabby, age 12, Philippines

Q: Why did the chicken get cross with the road?
A: Because that darn road got him in too much jokes.

Q: A man keep on looking and looking though he can't, asking and asking though he can't, so confused he wanted to scratch his head but can't. He can do none, so he slapped his forehead but still can't!!! Why is this so?
A: Because he lost his head!!!

from Huda, age 11, Canada

Q: There was a cowboy he went to a city he came on Friday stayed there for three days and then left on Friday!!!
A: his horses name was Friday!!!

Three jokes from Kristina, age 10, Puerto Rico, United States of America.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Cow. Cow who? Cow's say moo, not who.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome pizza over, please!

Once there were three poor girls. They did not have any money. One day, a girl finds 20$. They all say they're rich, so they go shopping. One girl buys a ring, another buys shoes, and the last one buys earrings. Now they all have fancy items. They stand in the middle of a crowd. The first girl points at the floor and says "look a cockroach!" So everyone looks at her ring. The second one says "I'll squish it with my shoe." So everyone looks at her shoes. The last one says "you shouldn't be doing those things", while she shook her head so everyone looks at her earrings.

from Ariel, age 8, Singapore

Q: What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
A: lunch and dinner

from Tierney and Shelley, ages 12 and 13, United States of America

Tierney: Did you hear about the two t.v. antennas that fell in love and got married?
Shelley: No...
Tierney: The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!!!!

from Tore, age 7, London, England

Have you ever heard of a flying pig?
No
Now you have!


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Kids:
Would you like to see your favourite joke on this page? If you think that's a cool idea, all you need to do is this. Send me an email with

  • your joke
  • your first name
  • your age and the
  • the country where you live. Other kids will want to know so please remember because I don't put jokes on without name, age and country! Thank you!


Click to send me an email. Please don't delete the subject line of your email which should read: "Joke for Tiki".
Thanks!







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