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Here's some more jokes!
Hidayah (age11), UK
(age 13), Botswana
Abby (age 7), USA
Annemarie (age 13), Malta
One day, a boy and his grandma were walking when the boy saw a coin. He was going to pick it up but his grandma told him, "Don't you know that we cannot pick things from the floor?!"
Next time they went out walking, his grandma fell over onto the floor. She asked her grandson, "Would you pick me up please?" And he told her, "Don't you know that we cannot pick up things from the floor?!!!"
Alice Visocchi (age 10), USA
do we know Rome was built at night?
Lennon (age 12), England
Amy (age 7), Wales
Q. What do you call
a man under a car?
Eddresa Dasher (age 11), USA
did the cow butt the farmer?
Kirsty Mack (age 10), Scotland - for her little sis, Beth
Megan Engelbach (age 13), USA
Q. How did the bubble
gum cross the road?
Jayde (age 11), England
Q. What happened to
the cat that ate wool?
jokes from Noa Solomon (age 8), England
And Joke No 2:
Three jokes by Becca Fadness (age 10), USA
Q. What do you call a cow in church?
Pejman (age 9), Canada
Matt (age 10), USA
Q. What did the cow say to the other cow?
A. Want to go to the MOOvies??!!!!!
By Sheila (age 11), Canada
Q: Why does the ocean roar?
A: Because it has crabs on its bottom!
By Joseph (age 12), USA
Q. Why did the spider cross the road?
A. To get to Tiki's website!
By Pedram (age 10), Canada
Stacy (age 15), USA
By Sonja (age 10), USA
Q. Why do ballerinas wear tutus???
A. Because one one is too small and three three is too big.
By Katie Fulcher (age 7), England
Q. What did the Lion say when he saw a boy on a skateboard?
A. Meals on wheels!
And another one from Katie:
Q. Why is six afraid of seven?
A. Because seven-eight-nine!
By Geraldine (age 11), Australia
Q. Why did the student
climb on a ladder?
By Glorfalas (age 12), USA
Q: What’s black and white and goes round and around?
A: A Penguin in a revolving door.
By Katie Fulcher (age7), England
Simon, can you spell your name backwards?
By Kaity (age12), USA
Q. Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A. Because the farmer's hands were cold!
By Ricardo Tilto (age 6), Albania
Q. Where do penguins build their igloos?A. In coldisacs!!!!
By Lane Huff (age 6), USA
Q. Why did Woody the Woodpecker go fast on the road?
A. Because he wanted to get to his next movie!!!!!!!!!
By DeLanie Puckett (age 10), USA
Q.Why didn't the penguin buy a tuxedo for the wedding?
A. Because he was already wearing one!!!!!
By Samantha Davis (age 7), USA
Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. To get to the barking lot!
By Mikia Hedden (age 9), USA
Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
chickens wasn't invented!!!!!! HAHAHA Get it??????
By Michael (age 9), USA
Q.Why did the coach go to the bank?
get his quarter back!
Q.Why did the Rooster cross the road?
A. To prove he wasn't a chicken!!!!!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
he didn't have the guts!!!
Luci (age 12), England
A. Scream of mushroom!!!!
By Beth (age 15), Australia
Q. What bird can write underwater?
A. A ball point PENguin!
Q. Why did the elephant paint his feet yellow?
A. So he could hide upside down in the custard!
And a 'Knock knock' joke:
By Ben Radley (age 11), Blue Mountains, Australia
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea (no eye deer).
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still no idea!
By Jack O'Malley (age 8) from Dunedin, New Zealand
What do you call a box of ducks?
A box of quackers!
By Nadia Perkins (age 5) from Sydney, Australia
Why cant penguins tell secrets in the North Pole???
Because their teeth keep chattering!!
By Chelsea Schutz from Illinois, USA.
One day a penguin went into a police station because his brother was missing. He said, "My brother is missing." "What does he look like?" says the policeman looking straight at the penguin.
By Carly (aged 11)
Why did the lemon run into the middle of the road?
he could play squash.
By Paramita (9 years old) from Auckland, New Zealand.
What happened to the wooden car with the wooden motor with the wooden wheels?
It wooden go!
What happened to the steel car with the steel motor and the steel wheels?
It steel wouldn't go!!
going to try you with a penguin joke. But humans
don't usually understand them or don't think
they're funny. Don't say I didn't warn you!...........
Well did you hear the one about the penguin on a drifting ice floe? What was he doing?
Hahahahaha! Ho ho ho! Oh dear, that's just So-o-o-o funny! What do you mean, you don't think so? If you can do better, SEND ME YOUR JOKE! Okay?
Go back to my first Jokes page.